LAST YEAR Seattle cut ties with Wells Fargo over the Dakota Access pipeline, but no one else wants their business. Here's what I'd like to see:

Seattle to Wells Fargo: "Um, I know we told you to pound sand and insinuated you were morally offensive as an institution, but can we hire you again?"

Wells Fargo to Seattle: "Pound sand."

On the other hand, Wells Fargo's reputation isn't spotless either, so perhaps they would make a good pair....