FOR ONCE, HE WAS RIGHT: When Joe Biden called Bernie Sanders an unaccomplished socialist.

AN OPEN LETTER TO MINNESOTA GOV. TIM WALZ: You eff'd it up; now apologize and fix it. The author of the open letter is a kinder soul that I, but the gist is the same.

RATHER OBVIOUS, ACTUALLY: Private sector outpaces the government in a 'race' to reopen the economy.

POWERLINE'S Week in Pictures is up. My favorite this week:

But it was a very hard choice. Go and see the rest.

VICTORY GIRLS: Joe Biden's coronavirus and shadow government plans.

And that's all they will be -- ephemeral shadows.

NOT BY A LONG SHOT: With Bernie out, is the young socialist fad over?

Stupidity is hereditary.

SORRY, HEALTHSCARE PROVIDERS: This isn't the pandemic you're looking for.

Which is what I've been saying consistently at least since early March.

AT FIRST THE DEMOCRATS FEARED TRUMP WOULD POSTPONE THE 2020 ELECTION; now they're afraid he won't.

RISE UP, AMERICA: demand a return to our dead-end jobs.

It's Scrappleface, and supposed to be satire, but the fact remains that those 'dead-end jobs' put food on the table and a roof over our heads.

NANCY PELOSI kicks small business to the curb.

Let’s be honest here: Democrats don’t care much for small business owners. First of all, they’re folks who strike out on their own and prefer to make their own way. They also don’t want to depend upon government largesse. Plus, sole proprietors and independent contractors — like myself — pay taxes quarterly, which means that the government doesn’t get first dibs on each paycheck. And with each check we write to the “US Treasury,” we’re able to see just how much the government confiscates takes from us every few months.

No wonder Nancy Pelosi doesn’t like small business.

Nor retirees, like me, who pay their taxes quarterly as well. I'll be damned if I'm going to give our federal and state overlords a dime more that I have to a day before I have to.

THE DIPLOMAD writes on real news that isn't in the news.

AMERICAN SPECTATOR: The dual reckoning to come.

In the Native American tradition, it's time -- past time -- for some scalps.

BERNIE SANDERS, CALL YOUR OFFICE: The UK’s government-run health care struggles to combat coronavirus. They need good socialist leadership....

JUST DESSERTS.

AMERICA'S NEWS OF RECORD is on a roll today:

Trump announces America's Grand Reopening sale.

The streets of Heaven are now paved with toilet paper.

Trump says 5 golden tickets to be hidden among the stimulus checks.

In another hilarious classic gaffe, Biden shouts, "Help me! I don't want to do this anymore!"

To be fair, that last one may be real.