CAN SEX SELL HYBRIDS? Nothing else can.

REP. MAXINE WATERS (D-LALA LAND) shrugs off OWS violence: "That's life. It happens." This from the same woman who told the Tea Party to "go straight to Hell."

MISS ME YET? George Bush returns for his 'miss me' tour.

OCCUPY LOUISVILLE: "Our nuts may well be better than your nuts."

SARAH PALIN on Occupy Wall Street.

BROCCOLI: ObamaCare's next mandate?

No, if the Democrats get their way I suspect the next one will be child care reform.

OF COURSE I want fries with that. How else am I going to get fuel for my flight?

An unintended consequence of Michelle Obama's war on obesity.

ADDED: It was supposed to be satire.

MORE THAN you ever wanted to know about about government: "nooooooo one in the top echelons of the federal lawyers’ bureaucracy actually reads memos addressed to them."

For the sake of argument, let's assume that sanctimonious bullshit is true. Then you've just received confirmation that government is overstaffed and underworked.

SOLYNDRA. Even the Washington Post gets a clue: “You can call it crony capitalism or venture socialism — but by whatever name, the Energy Department’s loan guarantee program privatizes profits and socializes losses.”

THE 'OCCUPIERS' won yesterday -- by deflecting the media from the real news of the day.

ENERGY SECRETARY STEVEN CHU: Yes, the sun does rise in the west.

WHO IS THE MOST LIBERAL? It's the wrong question; it should be "Who is the most stupid?"

OH, REALLY? 56% would give Obama a vote of 'no confidence'.