IT'S SO MUCH EASIER THAN DEALING WITH THE SOURCE OF THE GARBAGE: San Franscisco installing 'come pick me up sensors' on trash cans.

ERASING HISTORY: "I felt a grave disturbance in the force, as if millions of sitcoms suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

No, it was just a million snowflakes melting in the farce.

WHEN CLIMATE CHANGE really was catastrophic.

What scares me is that, with the new Democrat tribalism on late-term abortions, we're not that far removed from that ancestral heritage.

'CRAZY BERNIE' goes to Council Bluffs.

Until now I have never figured out Crazy Bernie’s appeal, but I now think I have the answer. The people who like Bernie never took high school physics and are innumerate.

More specifically, they're called "Democratic Socialists."

LESBIAN FEMINIST defends 'misgendering'.

"Acknowleding biological sex is not inhumane. It’s actually inhumane to force women to share intimate spaces with male people who call themselves women. ... So I don’t see any problem with calling someone male or female, man or woman, beause these are words that refer to biological reality. ... We need to acknowledge biological sex. Doing so is not inhumane."

The lesbian [Julia Beck] was testifying before the House Judiciary Committee on the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA). She testified that the gender identity protections in the law undermine the central goal of keeping women safe from "male violence."

She also strongly objected to the idea that if a biological male identifies as a woman, everyone else has to refer to that person as female and use female pronouns.

I was right; "It" is a proper personal pronoun....

DNC BLACKLISTING of Fox News proves the GOP needs to fight back.

Here's a suggestion: the RNC should offer Fox News exclusive access to an equal number of Republican primary debates -- and since there won't be any, an equal number of townhall-style Q&A sessions with the Republican presidential candidate.

I suspect President Trump would relish the opportunity....

FUNNY FRIDAY - a bit late.

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2018 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ..

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a [freshman] Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know shit about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”

“Now give me back my dog.”

That, folks, is what the problem is and they are sitting on both sides of the aisle.