AFTER WE clean up Earth's near space, we'll have to clean up the Earth's oceans.

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL crashed a Boeing 727 passenger jet Friday in the Sonoran Desert in Mexico as part of its documentary series "Curiosity." But a years-ago Fox News project to do something similar never got off the ground after critics complained the network was doing it for sensationalistic, rather than educational, reasons.

LET'S JUST SAY IT: Hot Air eviscerates the Democrats' meme that "Republicans are the problem."

THE LEFT doesn't like Romney’s advice to students to borrow money from your parents because, unlike your parents, the government is less likely to demand the loan be paid back.

ANOTHER CAMPAIGN STOP; this time in Afghanistan. Do Afghanis vote in U.S. elections?

OCCUPY WALL pre-May Day violence. Tonight's news should be interesting....

EPA’S “CRUCIFY THEM” GUY throws himself under the bus.

You can bet he was shown where.

IF ELIZABETH WARREN is of Native American heritage, then so am I because someone once told me so. In fact, if what 'someone once told me' is true (it almost certainly isn't), I'd be a non-native-born Native American.

Much, much more here.

A MESSAGE for Occupy Wall Street:

From my email.

OBAMA'S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN: Forward (because looking back hurts too much). Hot Air has more. And the Washington Times chimes in here. The comments are hilarious at all three links.

My suggestion (with apologies to Ernest Hemingway):

OBAMA 2012 - The Sun Also Sets

THE 'PROGRESSIVE' SOLUTION: back to the past. And not the good part of the past.