VODKAPUNDIT: They cleared how many fake voters off the rolls?

THOUSANDS OF PROTESTERS rail against Trump, Elon Musk in nation-wide protests.

I'm betting more than half are being paid to attend.

THE BEST DAY TO GET READY FOR 2026 WAS YESTERDAY; the second best is today.

Keep up the pressure.

EMULATING THEODORE ROOSEVELT: Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth headed off to see if Panama wants the whip or carrot in critical meetings.

BOYCOTTING WALMART? Apparently we're boycotting Walmart this week.

Hell, I've already been there three times this week and never noticed. Neither, apparently, has anyone else.

BARACK OBAMA IS 'DEEPLY CONCERNED' about Trump administation targeting students.

It's called 'deprogramming', Barack.

'MOSTLY PEACEFUL' ROCK SMASHES INTO TESLA, seriously injuring pregnant passenger.

It should be a Babylon Bee headline. Unfortunately it isn't.

SCROLL DOWN to the 'Ready for the memes?' section and enjoy.

CARELESSNESS: How Jeffrey Goldberg got in the Signal group chat.

WE'VE BRED A NGW GENERATION OF NE'ER-DO-WELLS: Gen Z branded as 'the ghosted generation' as dates, colleges and employers keep saying 'no'.

LET THE NARCISSISTIC IDIOT GO: Yale professor flees the U.S. for Canada due to ‘rise in fascism’.

And encourage other narcissistic idiots like him to go as well. Just don't let them return.