IMPEACHERS’ REMORSE? House Democrats start asking for delay in Senate handoff.

More from Twitchy. "Byron York: This impeachment can't get any more bizarre. House Democrats: Hold my beer."

AS IMPEACHMENT MOVES TO SENATE, get ready for surprises.

ON TO THE SENATE: The Democrats in the House successfully passed two Articles of Impeachment against President Trump.

I will pity them in 2021 when Republicans take the majority in the House of Representatives and President Trump again takes the oath of office....

SPEAKER PELOSI is a no show for impeachment today. And Rep. Jerrold Nadler was absent for the Rules Committee yesterday. And Rep. Adam Schiff has never appeared as a witness at any Congressional committee hearing.

For such shameless congresscritters, they're certainly exhibiting all the indicators of shame.

MCCONNELL TO SCHUMER: It’s not our job to save your “slapdash work product.”

NOT ENOUGH KANGAROOS IN THE SENATE FOR A KANGAROO COURT? Democrats want impeachment in the House but no trial in the Senate.

HEH: More than 700 clowns pen letter in support of impeachment trial.

From America's news agency of record.

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES? Why is Vermont treating its sustainable poultry farmers like garbage? Or sheer stupidity?

If I had to pick one, it'd be the latter.

IF ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ can't even understand its own healthcare plan, why should be allowed to design ours?

So she won't have to strain her brain cell to understand hers?

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: The Babylon Bee explains common racist hand signals.

[Spoiler]: Hands are racist.

WATCHING THE IMPEACHMENT HEARING I notice that Rep. Jerrold Nadler [D-NY] has returned. His 'medical emergency' lasted exactly one day - just as I predicted.

UGLY ONES: The faces of 'woke' America.

SO WHAT'S THEIR RECORD? The foreign policy toffs drop their tea cups and rage about Trump as 'destabilizing'.

There's probably no group of arrogants out there with less capacity for introspection about their own abysmal record than the foreign policy establishment. These are the deep staters who launched the current impeachment bid against Trump on the pious grounds of "national security" that only they can know about, but they're also the big-headed boffins populating the abundant think tanks, foundations and universities, writing for all those high-toned foreign policy journals.

Their performance history sucks; Trump's doesn't.

YOU ARE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE

And you are about to meet snowplows.

SENATE DEMOCRATS: Yes, let's throw House Democrats under the bus.

DENY AND LIE: How Democrats plan to handle impeachment going forward.

"A VICTORY FOR WORKERS EVERYWHERE": Vox Media is laying off hundreds of freelance writers and editors due to a new California law [Gig Worker Protection Bill] that was sold as a way to protect the state's contingent workforce.

This your Democrat administration, folks. Creating more unemployment one law at a time.

UPDATE & BUMP: Nothing beats being laid off just before the Holidays....

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" is an evil Republican narrative.

PRICKLY CITY explains Congress:

My feelings exactly.

SO MICHELLE RAN THE COUNTRY FROM 2009 THROUGH 2016? Obama says women are ‘better leaders,’ and men should get ‘out of the way’.

So why doesn't she run again - this time for real?