ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, when Obama leaves office, we'll only be $20,000,000.000.000.00 in debt.

HEH: Corrupt Presstitutes.

THE 'TWINS':

Daisy (left) and Shadow are litter-mates although they are as different as night and day.

THE HILL: Tea Party lawmakers may take on McCain. I admire Sen. McCain, but I do think it's time for him to pass the baton to someone new.