EVEN A COLOSSAL GREEN WEENIE isn't big enough for the Green New Deal.

AT LEAST THE KIDS AREN'T GETTING FURTHER BEHIND: 30,000 LA teachers go on strike.

RANDOM QUESTION: What is the correct gender designation for a barking mad moron of either sex?

MARX ON THE HUDSON: Super progressive polition (guess who?) sums up the Socialist-Communist mindset.

IT ONLY TOOK 10 MONTHS: Seattle finally clears homeless encampment. Key graf: "At some point, compassion has to move toward getting these people off the path to self-destruction even if they say all they want is more drugs and alcohol."

But progressives will never learn.

ONE WOULD NEED A HEART OF STONE not to laugh.

FOR DEMOCRATS, it's not a wall, it's an impenetrable barrier.

IT'S A PRETTY BIG VOID: Our Tweeter-in-Chief takes on the 'fake news' morons.

Trump, 1; Fake News, 0.

WHO KNEW? Stealing is what socialists do.

MEET YOUR RULING ELITE: California lawmakers traveled to Hawaii with utility executives as wildfires raged.

ARMED AND READY: What the gun control nutters should know.