THANK YOU. Ellen DeGeneres to leave Hollywood after Netflix special: 'This is the last time you're going to see me.'

IS IT JANUARY 6TH AGAIN? Democrats stage insurrection, destroy democracy to depose President who refuses to leave office.

RANDOM THOUGHT: Why does my 'smart' television only show commercials of unkempt hypochondriacs who can only communicate through song and dance?

IT'S NEW YORK: State to roll out small shampoo bottle ban at hotels.

They have nothing better to do....

NOT A PROBLEM: Defiant Gazans vow to 'Die as Martyrs' as IDF hunts Hamas among them.

HEH: "[I]t’s astonishing the mop can talk. Expecting her to tell the truth as well is a bit much."

LIBERAL MEN ARE WELL-TRAINED BY LIBERAL WOMEN: 'Liberal woman' complains that it’s hard to find masculine men who aren’t conservative.

SHAKES HEAD SADLY: Sacramento city attorney reportedly threatened to fine Target store for reporting theft crimes.

It's the progressive way: punish the innocent to protect the guilty.