I'VE NOTICED from the television commercials I'm seeing that the Canadian state of Ontario is lobbying to become our 51st state.

WASHINGTON DC RESTAURANT WORKERS plan to sabotage Trump administration personnel.

And I'll clap and cheer when they get laid off.

FRED FLINTSTONE WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIME: By 2035, all California vehicles to be replaced by Little Tikes Cozy Coupes.

The Babylon Bee is reporting news again....