If I HAD THREE WISHES, the first two would be for the 'woke' boneheads to go back to sleep and for James Damore to become a billionaire.

The third wish I'll save for later use....

UPDATE: I was considering using the third wish for the destruction of ESPN, but on further consideration, they seem to be doing quite nicely by themselves.

SAFETY CONCERNS: Every one of the warnings is in my Gator UTV operator's manual.

SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY: "No Cash. Filled with freshly-baked donuts."

On a Krispy Kreme delivery truck.

FROM DAY BY DAY: Why does the Left pull down statues?

RANDOM THOUGHT: Someone ought to reprogram the Left's virtual reality goggles.

ALL PURPOSE PROGRESSIVE EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING: Climate change made me do it.

SEEN ON THE CHURCH MESSAGE BOARD: "We're not Dairy Queen, but we have great Sundays."