Wednesday, July 15, 2015

BREAKING: 54-year old man irritated by the first hard question he's ever heard in the first job he's ever had.
PLANET HILLARY:

WHO ARE THE RACISTS? Washington Post dredges up 'Willie Horton' narrative to offset the Democrats' "sanctuary" damage.

Any lie to support the narrative they're pushing....
HILLARY: I have an economic plan. (I just don't know what's in it yet.)
MIDNIGHT RAIDS, SECRET SUBPOENAS: IRS' Lois Lerner close friends with leader who targeted Scott Walker.
Lerner and Kevin Kennedy, director of the Wisconsin Government Accountability Board ... traded emails on campaign finance, politics, and personal matters between 2011 and 2013.... That was the same time frame the IRS increased its harassment of conservative groups and Wisconsin prosecutors conducted a secret John Doe probe of Walker's allies, raising the troubling question of whether they coordinated their investigations.
And that's what happens when you vote for Big Government: claques of wannabe tyrants cheering each other on in their rush to control every facet of your lives.
KARL MARX: History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. We should be so lucky....
FROM MY EMAIL:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Amusing (for conservatives like me), but what is discomfiting is that you can replace 'Hillary' with the name of any current politician - left or right- and the joke will still ring true.