MR. PRESIDENT, re-open the economy. We will wash our hands. Promise.

As I have said before -- over and over ... and over again -- with Democrats, it's all about control.

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WUHAN FLU [CORONAVIRUS] UPDATE for April 1, 2020.

99.68% of the U.S. is still virus-free.