HEH. "Lesbians are the last real men among the liberals."

EVERY OBAMA PROMISE STATEMENT comes with an expiration date. Every.Single.One.

DRUDGE: "I've opted out of Obamacare for life. Not interested. Pay the tax. Monopoly money anyway..." He won't be alone.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Mindless Progressivism. Emphasis on 'mindless'.

“UNDER OBAMACARE, I went from being a successful, self-sustaining small businessman to now signing my kids up as dependents of the state.”

I'M SORRY you made me into a victim.

SURPRISE! WalMart health plan is cheaper, offers more coverage than Obamacare. I knew I should have taken that job as a WalMart greeter....

IT'S THOSE PESKY UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES AGAIN: States turn against electric cars as gas tax revenues fall.

PLANET SAVED: Antarctic global warming expedition to plant trees to offset carbon footprint of rescue.

I don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head in bewilderment.

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY Jay Carney sports a beard. I can't decide whether he's trying to be a Presidential metrosexual, or trying not to be a Presidential metrosexual.

FROZEN SOAP BUBBLES. My wife tried it this morning, but I guess 8 degrees is too cold.

HE MUST HAVE AN AWFULLY LONELY LIFE: “If I’m introduced to anyone who eats beings [i.e., meat], I walk away.”

I wonder if he drives a car ... gasoline is derived from, among other things, dead dinosaurs.

CHEAPER THAN FIREWOOD: But it burns cold....

Linked from here.

BREAKING NEWS: MSNBC “ha[s] been promoting forced drug tests for people on welfare”. Well, according to MSNBC's own Rachel Maddow....

THE AMERICAN STUDIES ASSOCIATION has poured gasoline all over itself and is threatening to strike a match. Go ahead....

UPDATE: Legal Insurrection just lit their match for them.

‘MONSTERS UNIVERSITY’ IS REAL — I work there. Home to all the pseudo-science monsters....

THE LATEST BENGHAZI VICTIM. This one I won't mourn.

'DECIMATED' AL-QAEDA takes control of Fallujah; Obama stands aside.

You expected something different?

LAUGH TRACK: Ta-Nehisi Coates brands MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry ‘America’s foremost public intellectual’. The footnote at the end says it all: MSNBC is 'eminently forgettable'.