DR. NO: America doesn’t need a rationer-in-chief.

HEH: “ 'If you or a loved one has died of mesothelioma, call . . . ' If I ever die of mesothelioma, I plan to haunt a commercial-writer or two.”

Those commercials irritate me as well.

THE MATTRESS ECONOMIC STRATEGY: Buy a mattress; stuff all your money in it; lie down and get some rest.

If I could afford the mattress, there would be nothing left to stuff in it ....

ANOTHER REASON for confidence in the Ivy League.

Don Surber comments: “So he spied? It is not as if Harvard’s John F. Kennedy School of Government prepared people for any honest way of earning a living.”

THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS PRO-GROWTH – growth of government.

Surprised?

SO SUE ME: Virginia lawmaker challenges Feds to sue his state over immigration enforcement.

FYI: I live in Prince William county.

THE BERWICK EVASION: “[N]o wonder the White House wanted to dodge a public debate and Senate vote on Dr. Berwick. He's a too obvious reminder of the price controls and care restrictions that are inevitable with ObamaCare.”

OBAMA DISAPPOINTS even lowered expectations. “The fall came when Obama proved to be rankly partisan and surprisingly graceless when dealing with his opponents.... Obama's second drop in public estimation has come from the understanding that not only is he an ordinary politician, but also not a very good one.”

THE PRESIDENT seems to stand foursquare for nothing much.

This is news? Obama is a child of affirmative action – nothing more.

UH-OH: “After her come-from-behind victory in the Nevada Republican Senate primary, Sharron Angle's campaign team has worked to change her image from far-right candidate to a more mainstream Republican. But it may not be enough to save her campaign. State political analysts are now placing their bets on her Democratic opponent, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who just weeks ago was considered political toast.”

THE ULTIMATE in valet parking.

LEADERSHIP is not about knowledge, but character – and commitment.