NEXT TIME, they should carry pitchforks. And use them.

SEN. TED CRUZ (R-TX): Help the Cuban opposition, not the Castros.

HOW TO SOLVE the illegal immigration problem: "allow the immigrants amnesty so long as they settle in blue states...."

PAUL KRUGMAN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES: "all the spin that's fit to print."

DOPEY 'PROFESSORS': Disney is racist, and only black guys like jazz. "Walt Disney might have had his own personal character flaws, but it kinda seems like these two academic hacks are a little overly obsessed with racist tendencies."

SINCE THE LIBERAL MEDIA insists the Paris terrorists are not 'real' Muslims, Erick Erickson at Red State suggested France should "wrap their bodies in the carcasses of pigs". I would agree, except to do so would insult the pigs.

THE LEFT: Blaming America first, last, and always.

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS MORE NATURAL GAS: Reasons to eat more beans.

OBAMACARE: 2015 tax season's newest headache. In a way I almost feel sorry for the dupes who signed up for ObamaCare.

OBAMA PROPOSES 'free' community college program. It'll only cost us, the taxpayers, $60 billion -- and give liberals another 2 years to propagandize our youth.