GO FOR IT: I’m thinking of starting to open carry in Knoxville just to discourage more Yankees from moving here.

WOKE ARIZONA DIVERSITY ACTIVISTS accuse black DJ of wearing blackface.

Not only is woke worthless, woke is stupid to boot.

FROM STICKERS to yard signs....

EXPLAINING WHY I DON'T UPDATE MY IPHONE: iPhone update adds 'pregnant man' emoji.

DEMOCRATS? You won't believe what Californians say they're sick of.

Unfortunately, not. At least, not yet....

YEAH, RIGHT: Medieval peasants had it better than Americans do now.

THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO: Mainstream media's latest talking point in defense of Joe Biden.

HE DOESN'T OWN TWITTER (YET), but other billionaire owners are still unhappy with Elon Musk.

They don't want their oxen gored.

MAKE ANTI-WOKENESS PROFITABLE: Sue until it gets very expensive (for the woke).

It's time to take a page or two from their playbook.

NOWHERE: Where has all the arctic ice gone?

TRY TELLING ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW: Americans are drowning in spam.

THANKS, but I already have one.

SECURITY FOR ME, NOT FOR THEE: Rep. Cori Bush [D-MO] surpasses $300K spent on private security as she continues calls to defund the police.

Bush said she would ensure she has security because she has had attempts on her life and has "too much work to do."

"So suck it up, and defunding the police has to happen," she added.

Just not my police....