SHOULD DEMOCRATS abandon the millionaire surtax? Right now, the vote is 9 to 1 in favor. Of course US News leans right, but I suspect that this also means that Republicans "punching back twice as hard" is beginning to work.

ARE CONSERVATIVES happier than liberals? Yes, but obviously they're too stupid to know they should be unhappy.

CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE: ‘Gays Have Got to Be Pro-Life‘ Because ’Liberal Yuppies‘ Would Abort ’Homosexual’ Babies.

HMM. Satellite images reveal secret Nevada UAV site.

ARE CONSERVATIVES happier than liberals? Obviously, because they're too stupid to know they should be unhappy.