THE SCOREKEEPER (#15): Homeowners Associations. For when you just aren't hassled enough by government.

NOT EVEN A SMIDGEN OF CORRUPTION: The dog ate my e-mails, for two years.

CREDIT CARDS have expiration dates. Laws should also.

The answer is for the last two weeks of every Congress to be an 'unsession' devoted to repealing unnecessary laws -- and the agencies that administer them. The Environmental 'Protection' Agency would be a great place to start, as would be the Department of 'Education'.

BENGHAZI ATTACK SUSPECT captured by American special operations forces. I hate to be so cynical, but this strikes me as another Obama Look, a squirrel! moment.

THE GUN (CONTROL) NUTS are at it again.

JUSTINA PELLETIER is coming home. I think Gov. Mike Huckabee deserves a great deal of credit for getting her from the clutches of the Massachusetts Department of Children and Families. Now it's time to sue the state of Massachusetts into bankruptcy. My starting offer would be $1,000,000,000 (yes, with a 'B').

OF COURSE: NY Dem Wants Illegals To Have Right To Vote. Ask yourself if he would have still introduced the bill if it were a given that illegals would vote Republican....