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LEAVE YOUR POLITICS BEHIND OR WE'LL FORCE YOU TO RETURN TO NY: Gov. Andrew Cuomo worries that wealthy New York City residents won't return.

MORE, PLEASE: Street Justice.

SARAH HOYT on our governing 'elites': most of these people couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

She's being kind.