RANDOM THOUGHT on Obama's immigration speech: so loaded with strawmen that it would have exploded if someone had lit a match.

FROM 5 YEARS AGO TODAY: Interstate 66 was a mess. It still is.

SECRET SERVICE CHIEF: Morale suffering at agency. I can understand ... having to risk your life to protect the Moron-in-Chief can't be a morale-builder.

EMPEROR OBAMA: He likes the sound of it. Not satisfied to just be king.