IF YOU DON’T TEAR UP, you aren’t human.

IN PHILADELPHIA, a blogger’s tip jar requires a business license?

TO TELL WHICH KIND OF REPUBLICAN A CANDIDATE IS, see how the Democrats attack him. If he’s branded a shill for Wall Street, he’s from the K Street wing. If he’s labeled an extremist outside the mainstream, he’s a Tea Partier.

CAPTURING RAIN is against the law?

CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN: Millions in federal grants go to former employers of Obama administration officials.

You expected something different?

WHAT IF THEY OFFERED GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED INSURANCE and (almost) nobody came?

SEEN ON THE WEB: “Vote Democrat ... ‘ cause Freedom is just plain overrated.”