JEFF JACOBY: In defense of the Electoral College.

BARBARA BOXER: We must end this Electoral College on which I relied to challenge the 2004 election.

WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE don't get about the U.S. working class. It's a good article, despite the faint air of smug and condescension.

GUN-TOTING GRANDMOTHER foils home invasion. And it’s worth remembering that the cops can’t do it all on their own.

THE BEAGLE BRIGADE is on your side.

ABOUT TIME: Lockheed's hybrid airships get launch customer in Canada. I had the privilege of working on Lockheed Martin's first commercial airship design just before I retired in 2000. It will be fun to see them in the skies, hopefully soon.

WATCH THE MSM go completely bonkers. (Language warning; these are liberals.)

IT’S COME TO THIS: Piers Morgan as a voice of sanity.

It's interesting to see how much more pro-America that Piers has become since he returned to England....

DON SURBER on the mainstream media: "A closed mind is like a closed book, except the latter makes a good door stop."

Read it all.

RUTGERS PROFESSOR taken to mental hospital for evaluation folling alleged violent threats. I have a hard time understanding this one; after all he's already confined to a mental academic institution.

HE'S NOT EVEN PRESIDENT YET, and I'm already tired from all that winning.

WELL, IT'S HARD WHEN YOU'RE DEAD: The Democrats won’t autopsy their own corpse.

CANADA MAY BUILD A WALL:

The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?

From my email.

SO NOW killing terrorists is a 'war crime'? And voting for Trump is a 'hate crime'?

The Left is demonstrably insane.

AND NOW HE'S AROUSED THE SECRET SERVICE'S INTEREST. CEO who vowed to murder Donald Trump with sniper rifle resigns.

Threatening the Preident-elect isn't a smart move, dude.

CHRISTMAS MUSIC is so much more pleasing to the ear than liberal whining.