I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND I'M HERE TO HELP -- Coronavirus Edition:

As the coronavirus problem — which is real — is transformed by the media into the coronavirus panic — which is unnecessary — before reaching its conclusion as the “$55 Gazillion Dollar Coronavirus Congressional Omnibus Spending Bill of 2020” — which is inevitable — ask yourself this question: How has any government action helped so far?

The full article is behind a Boston Herald paywall; a place I will not go.

BREAKING NEWS: President Donald J. Trump doesn't want to get coronavirus.

CNN's Jim Acosta is a 'Maroon Extraordinaire'.

CONGRATULATIONS, Ilhan Omar supporters: You just paid her dowry.

NOT TOILET PAPER? What to stock up on if you're worried about coronavirus.

INSTAPUNDIT owns the media.

CHELSEA [BRADLEY] MANNING attempts suicide in Virginia jail.

[S]he's since been released; unfortunately not to Bellvue Psychiatric....

FEMINIST FIRST WORLD DILEMMA: Should I hire a cleaner? Apparently "quit whining and DIY" is not an option.

POWERLINE reports on the Great Toilet Paper Pandemic. My favorite:

Now go check out the rest.

THE LEFT'S PRETEND VIRTUE: Instead of calling the Democrats hypocrites, a better strategy might be to call them dangerous, power-hungry weasels.

I'm good with that, although I think it unnecessarily maligns weasels.

SORRY, but the government already has a monopoly.

I HOPE HE'S CORRECT: Politicizing coronavirus will cost Democrats the House. And the Senate. And the White House. And governorships. And....