FUTURE HOUSING FOR NYC'S HOMELESS? United Nations promises bankruptcy by July unless Trump gives it lots of cash.

I SUSPECT PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL will predict 6 more weeks of winter

when he emerges from his burrow tomorrow morning.

BECAUSE HE'S BEEN TOO EFFECTIVE? There’s a revolt at CNN over Scott Jennings.

BOY MAYOR JACOB 'STOMPY FEET' FREY slams ICE 'bullies'.

Every time I see/hear about Frey I'm reminded of this nursery rhyme:

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very, very good,
But when she was bad, she was horrid.

Isn't that little curl cute?

PROTECT OUR OWN; let the rest of 'em rot.

SAD: The end of the road for the little diner that could.

RED STATE: California’s oil refining system has collapsed.

STICK A FORK IN TIM WALZ; he’s done.

"I won't never..." Does the double negative mean he will run or just indicate he's illiterate? I'll go with illiterate, but stupid works, too.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT because by any reasonable definition, it is one.

MINNESOTA: Land of 10,000 lakes frauds. And flakes. Don't forget flakes.

THE BASICS MATTER: Where in the world is … Greenland? Gaza? Ukraine? Iran?

I sincerely doubt that an average American could find even one on a map it asked.

MAKE ELECTIONS GREAT AGAIN: This may be the most important piece of legislation of our lifetimes.

I'LL START WATCHING 'WOKEBALL' AGAIN WHEN IT RETURNS TO ITS ROOTS: Dhar Mann named NFL’s ‘Chief Kindness Officer’ as league kicks off Super Bowl creator blitz.

Quoting Stephen Green, "What fresh hell is this?"

RANDOM THOUGHT: Fox News is an advertising agency disguised as a news source. Unfortunately it's not the only one....

There was a time when advertising supported journalism; today it seems like 'journalism' is being used to support advertising.

THEY'RE SCATTERING: Anti-ICE Leftists consider fleeing country after their Signal chats got exposed.

Please help them. I understand Iran is nice this time of year.

AT LEAST THEY'RE USEFUL FOR SOMETHING: 'Celebrities' cite Trump re-election victory in their move out of the US.

Move please, and take your bubble with you.

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP. The FCC will vote on requiring that federal subsidies flow only to people that are both living and lawful beneficiaries.

DON'T WATCH MY MOVIES: Don't worry, I haven't and won't in the future.

Just go away and get a real job.

SCHLICHTER: Say it ain’t so, Ro Khanna.

IT’S HARD TO STRIKE SUCCESSFULLY when you produce nothing of value.

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