DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS: Mom shoots man trying to steal her car with her kids inside.

ACTUALLY, SOCIALISM DOES WORK: "[T]he leaders of the socialist movement are perfectly well aware that the inevitable result of socialism is tyranny and mass poverty. But for them, this isn’t a bug, it is a feature."

SEEN ON A CHURCH MESSAGE BOARD:

I didn't call it the Ten Recommendations.

-- God.

But that was before political correctness....