PORTLAND'S ADOPT-A-BUM PROGRAM isn't working out as well as the mayor hoped.

NOT IF IT'S TAUGHT BY COLLEGE FACULTY: Scholars argue for mandatory college civics.

HEH: Taco Bell manager confident Cyclospora came from farmers market down the street.

Click on the link.

I DO: Who gets to choose America?

I'm an American citizen and I want my vote back.

[VIP] DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS eye Michigan Senate seat ahead of August primary.

I don't normally post [VIP] material, simply because it isn't visible to everyone, but the Democratic Socialist candidate Abdul El-Sayed is calling for Bernie Sanders' cradle-to-grave 'Medicare for All'.

'Cradle-to-grave' is Democrat-speak for 'abortion to assisted suicide'.

SEEN AT THE LOCAL CONSERVATIVE GROUNDS CAFE: "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." The sticker is now on the back of my truck.

RANDOM THOUGHT on political management styles:

Republican: wealth management
Democrat: poverty management

Need I say more?

IN AMERICAN ENGLISH: Socialism . Fails . Every . Time .