CHAOS IS GOOD: Russians declare election too chaotic for them to successfully interfere.

From America's Prescient News Network.

CAT STORIES:

Rescue cats rock.

Hero cat is surviving and thriving with 3d-printed titanium limbs.

I like cats ... got a problem with that?

WATCHING (WITH JACK DANIEL) THE DEMOCRAT DEBATE:

Bernie needs Bloomberg as a running mate to pay for his programs. The trouble is that Bloomberg is only a billionaire; Bernie needs a trillionaire....

Now they're busily trying to close the non-existent gun show loophole.

We can't have charter schools because they may not teach our approved curriculum. Bloomberg tried to evade the question, but Elizabeth Warren, et.al. (i.e., the rest) took it away and declared that charter schools have no place in their progressive indoctrination education system.

Box Score

Biden is forcing it
Bloomberg is dissin’ it
Sanders is dismissing it
Buttigieg is moshing it
Warren is raging it
Steyer is simply missing it and
Klobuchar is phoning it in.

Can we ask them to stop shouting?

RANDOM THOUGHT: Ideologues like Bernie Sanders are far better at creating problems than solving them.

A HINT FOR THE FUTURE: Bernie tells how he's going to fund his Free New Deal; the market replies....

Sorry, Bernie, my 'contribution' just evaporated.

[UPDATE] Elizabeth Warren's 'wealth tax' just disappeared as well....

DUMBER AT GRADUATION THAN WHEN THEY STARTED: How dumb are America’s college students?

For all my life I have been an advocate for higher education, but I have reluctantly come to the conclusion that college is generally a mistake, as young people are mostly misinformed there, rather than educated. There are a few technical fields–medicine, engineering, possibly law–where such education is actually useful. Otherwise, we and our young people would be better off if they eschewed institutions like Colgate in favor of trade and technical schools, or immediate entry into the labor market.

They couldn’t possibly do worse than to pursue the typical four-year liberal arts degree.

What I've been saying for several years now....

THE PRESCIENT NEWS NETWORK:

CNN purchases industrial-sized washing machine to spin news before publication.

Time Traveler visits from America's glorious socialist future, begs for food.

The Babylon Bee: news before it happens.

IT'S NOT CORONAVIRUS that worries ... the worst it can do is kill me.