INSTAPUNDIT DOES HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS: Totalitarian cockswaddle.

THIS IS SATIRE -- 15-Year-old boys' soccer team demands equal pay for beating U.S. women's team.

Except that it isn't; the boys team did in fact beat the women's national team in a recent scrimmage.

CANDACE OWENS: Democrats represent Black America 'like plantation owners represented slaves'.



It's a Fox News video clip from Life, Liberty, and Levin. Normally I don't embed videos, but Candace Owens is special.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. Run to the nearest private school.