PELOSI: Gruber wrote computer code, not Obamacare. And if you believe that, then surely you believe that then-Speaker Pelosi read the bill she voted for....

UPDATE: The higher education bubble.



As my wife has suggested, perhaps it's time to raise the voting age -- to 35.

IN CALIFORNIA: Berkeley, San Francisco consider plans to put climate-change warning labels on gas pumps. I have a better idea: ban gas stations within the city limits.

And then there's that ugly fossil-fuel produced electricity. They should also mandate that all electricity consumed within the city limits be produced by renewable wind and solar energy....

EBOLA NURSE Kaci Hickox would appreciate it if you stopped calling her that. Sorry, but my sympathy meter is pegged at zero. She earned the appellation and it is well-deserved.

BIONIC BIRD: A Christmas gift for your cats.

HOW ABOUT spending $10 million on a video game about escaping fat government? That, at least, might actually be worthwhile.

MYSTERY VIRUS NON-EPIDEMIC: It can't be an epidemic if the CDC won't comment.

MASSACHUSETTS TOWN pushes total ban on all tobacco, nicotine products. But will they ban marijuana?

THIS WILL BE INTERESTING: SpaceX to attempt Falcon 9 booster landing on floating platform.