IN THE LONG RUN, HE'S PROBABLY RIGHT: The coronavirus will save America. But I still worry about the March madness.

ABBOTT & COSTELLO EXPLAIN CORONAVIRUS.

ABBOTT: So, they're saying coronavirus is now officially a pandemic.

COSTELLO: Who says?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: Who did?

ABBOTT: Of course, that's their job.

COSTELLO: Whose job?

ABBOTT: Exactly.

COSTELLO: And what is the name of that organization?

ABBOTT: Not what ... WHO.

COSTELLO: That's what I'm trying to find out!

From the interwebs ... and who's still on first.

THE DIPLOMAD smells something rotten in the CDC. Click through his embedded links (there are three) to read more. I also gather he is not a Fauci fan (neither am I).

YOU'RE A LIBERAL when most of what you know is wrong. To quote Ronald Reagan: “It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.”

It also helps if they could add, subtract, multiply, and divide....

ENVIRONMENTALLY INCORRECT TIPS for dealing with the coronavirus pandemic.

Short version: listen to the instructions, then do the opposite.

THEY'RE NOT ON THE RIGHT: The Chinese coronavirus pandemic demonstrates who are the idiots.

POWERLINE: Why can't Liberals do arithmetic?

I have to agree with John Hiinderaker: "The thought of these people actually wielding executive power is frightening."

CNN: Our ratings are only tanking because Trump is killing off viewers by the millions.

Yes, it's America's News of Record. The real reason CNN's ratings are tanking is boredom.

BY BERNIE'S LOGIC, the government must buy guns for poor Americans.

Thanks to coronavirus, I'm rapidly becoming a poor American so I'll take one of these:

I'd prefer new, but surplus is okay....

POWERLINE has a mid-Week in (coronavirus) Pictures posted. Here are a few of my favorites:
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Maintain your sanity. Mock them; then wash your hands....

REMEMBER THE H1N1 [SWINE FLU] PANDEMIC? I don’t either.

DEMOCRAT IMPEACHMENT LAWYER tests positive for coronavirus (while symptomatic); blames Trump.

A good journalist (if such still exist) would be asking him how many innocent people he infected while running around to find a coronavirus test to prove his virtuousness.

RANDOM THOUGHT: We're smack in the middle of a stupidity pandemic, especially in the virtuously credentialed governing(?) elites.

HOW THE CORONAVIRUS HYPE DEVELOPED:

Politicians and the mainstream media are conspiring to turn the coronavirus into a political black swan. They're trying to take down Trump and his economy by any means necessary.

Unfortunately, I lean toward finding the argument credible.

HERE'S HOW to troll a Liberal.

QUARANTINE YOUR TELEVISION FOR A MINIMUM OF 14 DAYS? Here are the top things you can do right now to protect yourself from coronavirus.

My suggestion makes a lot more sense.

SORRY, the Government got there first.

AMERICANS REJOICE as news finally not all about Trump. Real Americans, that is....

THE DEMOCRATS' DEBATE: Tweedledumb vs. Tweedledumber.