HUMOR FROM UNITED EARTH'S NEWS OF RECORD: "New Starfleet vessel unable to reach warp speed because the crew is too fat."

Here's why.

Linked from this Instapundit post.

[update] I almost watched Starfleet Academy so you don't have to.

WHO’S FUNDING the domestic terrorist and insurrectionary groups in the US?

My wife brings up Soros all the time. She's right.

IMPRIMIS: The dangers of undermining U.S. civil–military relations.

THE NONPROFIT POLITICAL SCAM:

One of the worst-kept secrets in DC is the fact that “non-profit” doesn’t mean non-partisan, and there are a lot of people making some pretty big profits from these “charities.” As tax season gears up, remember there are major organizations and corporations that laugh at April 15th…and you.

Tax them. And don't fund them.

AND I EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN SOON: Yes, Trump would be totally justified if he invokes the Insurrection Act.

THE REAL AI RISK ISN’T INTELLIGENCE; it’s abdication of responsibility.

That's the real problem with artificial intelligence; the smarter faster it gets, the lazier dumber its human user gets.

AS I'VE LONG EXPECTED. Minneapolis ICE protester: "We have to show up with guns and end this."

I would simply suggest to those on the progressive side of the aisle that we also have guns, ammunition, and in non-urban areas, plenty of practice shooting rodents.

[update & bump to top] ATF data shows the number of guns in Americans’ hands now tops half a billion. Is whose hands are most of them?

THE TIMES, they are a changin'.

THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE. The woke billionaires and Democrat-loving corporations are on their own.

COMPARE AND CONTRAST: "Federal Agent Shoots Immigrant in Minneapolis, Homeland Security Says." That's how The New York Times framed the ICE ambush in Minneapolis last night.

Now read the whole thing.

LEFTIST WOMAN TRIES DOXXING ICE AGENT, loses her job as a result.

Linked from Instapundit.

HOW THE DEMOCRATS LOST THEIR MANHOOD: "Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of choice."

Democrats chose poorly.

SUPERVILLIAN OR SUPERHERO? For the Cuban regime, he's a supervillain — but in the U.S.?

SEN. MARK KELLY [D-AZ] sues Secretary of War Pete Hegseth over censure.

Personally I think it's a tempest in a teapot that should be dismissed, but with one caveat: make sure Kelly pays his own way.

JUST SAYIN': There has never been a hurricane in the Gulf of America.

Without graft and corruption there's no need for hurricanes....