THERE ARE no such things as ‘scientists’. But if one says he's an engineer, you can take his word as gospel.

EIGHT INFURIATING FACTS to remember about tax day. My favorite is #7: "only 37 percent of Democrats said the amount they paid in taxes was too high." Would it be overly bold to suggest that only 37% of Democrats actually pay income taxes?

"LIBERALISM has a kind of Tourette’s Syndrome these days."

UH, YES, HE DID: Did a professor advocate censorship of conservative student newspaper?

CONGRATULATIONS! It’s a baby… moon?

BIOMEDICINE: "Researchers have made an electronic skin patch that can monitor muscle movement, store the data it collects, and use stored data patterns to decide when to deliver medicine through the skin."

MITT ROMNEY’S SON tweets at Harry Reid with picture of Mitt paying taxes: "Hey @SenatorReid here's a shot of @MittRomney paying taxes. Does it every year. It's how you get your paycheck. "

FROM THE SCOREKEEPER (#6): "Putin if you invade Ukraine we will remove Smirnoff vodka from the congressional dining room."

Making sanctions really hurt....

MICHELLE OBAMA'S food police are leaving your school kids unfed.

TAX DAY POST MORTEM: Donald Rumsfeld has ‘no idea’ if he paid taxes correctly. Neither do I. Every year it's a hope and a prayer.