BIRTH CONTROL to crowd out real health care? Well, on the bright side, with enough birth control there'll be no need for real health care....

MOCK HIM: Obama's History Lesson. Or future generations will laugh at us.

THE LEFT'S 'grassroots' is all plastic.

WINNERS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY; losers blame others.

IMAGINE THAT: Hollywood's elite liberals don't even live by the policies that they seek to impose on us.

WHAT DOES IT MATTER how much of 'the world’s oil' we use? "There aren’t countries around the world with cars sitting idle because we’ve used up their share of oil. That’s like saying people who work out use more than their share of oxygen because they breathe heavier. And if only they’d take a few days off every now and then, fat people on couches eating Doritos would be able to exercise, too."

THEY'RE BACK: the 'soft bigotry of low (food) expectations'.

REAL MEN don't dye.