THOMAS SOWELL: It's time to become sore losers.

MORNING EXAMINER: The Grand Swindle.

MICHELLE WILL APPROVE: Unions drive America dangerously close to the Twinkie cliff.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT she was stupid; now there's proof.

HEH: White House website deluged with secession petitions from over 20 states. Texas, Louisiana, and at least one other state have collected enough signatures that the Obama administration 'promised' to respond.

TEACHERS FLOCK to Northwestern University for 'Marxist Conference', underscoring the need for more vouchers and less unions.

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN': "Gov. Jerry Brown on Sunday said California would start a tax-increase wave across the nation, but recent history suggests California's tax increases will only accelerate the number of people who will leave California to other states with better tax climates."

Um, Jerry, please explain to me why Texas (for example) would want -- or need -- to raise taxes with all those dollars they 'extracted' from California? Hell, maybe Texas will lower tax rates to encourage more Californians to come....

I GOT YOUR VOTE NOV. 6; I don't need you any more. Get under the bus with everyone else.

OBAMA: hoist with his own petard?

A HANDY GUIDE: Who's doing who in the Obama team's sex scandals. It should probably be updated hourly.

Linked from Instapundit.

TOO MUCH TECHNOLOGY: New Apple flagship in California has a noise problem.

HIGH SCHOOL HOCKEY TEAMS told to dump National Anthem.

Nearly 200 high school hockey teams in Pennsylvania have been advised to eliminate the national anthem because it takes too much time to perform and costs too much money.

Schools were notified of the directive in an email from the PIHL. He said teams are only allotted a certain amount of time to play matches.... [I]ce time is quite expensive and the national anthem eats into the clock.

Get real. How much does it cost to rent/buy a PA system and a CD?

SIMON SAYS:

The election is over, the talking is done.
My party lost, your party won.
So let us be friends, let arguments pass.
I’ll hug my elephant, you kiss your ass.

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