NOT EXACTLY CAMELOT: A fantasy implodes. Predictably.

HEH: Truck drivers refusing to deliver to cities with defunded police departments.

Cash upfront, guys. And by the way, tell them we don't deliver; pick-ups can be scheduled at your nearest fully-funded police station.

IRONY OVERLOAD: Seattle autonomous zone 'warlord' a homophobe.

JUST SAY 'NO': Cities call on cops to work 12-hour shifts with no days off to quell unrest, despite 'defund' rallying cry.

Make it "HELL, NO!"