THE BABYLON BEE strikes again.

Plus other loose ends.

YEAH, RIGHT: Rural white Americans are a bunch of ungrateful losers.

And urban white Americans are 'ungrateful asses who think they're superior to all of us (paraphrased)."

Turnaout is fair play....

ON REGULATION, Trump exceeds his campaign promises. That's a big deal - perhaps more so than tax cuts.

IF YOU'RE WHITE AND NOT 'WOKE' you're not welcome in this Democrat party.

ANOTHER MYTH BITES THE DUST: Deaths at the U.S.’s Southern border have declined during the Trump administration.

UPPING THE ANTE: Rashida Tlaib wants to make the federal minimum wage $20 per hour.

Yes, let's bankrupt Bernie Sanders.

SHORT ANSWER , NO. LONGER ANSWER, HELL NO. Can't we all just get along?

Read it all.

THE FOUR HORSEWOMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE are "the reason that there are directions on a shampoo bottle."

IF LIBERALS DIDN’T HAVE DOUBLE-STANDARDS. . . Two items out the last few days deserve a bigger horselaugh than usual.

EIGHTEEN RIDICULOUS BIAS COMPLAINTS filed on college campuses.

Proof that nuthouses mental institutions are back; we just call them colleges.