DIANNE FEINSTEIN: ‘It’s legal to hunt humans’ with high-capacity magazines. It's illegal to hunt them with standard magazines?

CAN REPUBLICAN LEADERS trust Obama's charm offensive? In a word, no.

RAND PAUL: “Due process” is not just a phrase that can be ignored at the whim of the president; it is a right that belongs to every citizen in this great nation.

JOHN RANSOM: This Jobs Report Not Actual Size.

Thanks to math sponsored by government economists, for every one (1) person not looking for work, you can subtract one (1) person from the unemployed. In that way it’s much easier for government bureaucrats in DC who have a median household income of $86,000, to tackle unemployment without the whole “Hey, maybe we should create jobs?” mentality mucking everything up.

It only looks good because they can't count....

RAND PAUL AND THE REST OF YOU DAMN CONSERVATIVES need to get off John McCain's lawn!

From my perspective, it's time for McCain, Graham, and much of the Republican Congressional establishment to go. They may have served well, but their time is past.

In 2010, I voted Republican no matter what; in 2012, I voted for new blood when I could and Republican when I had to. In 2014, I'm going to vote for new blood, even if I have to vote Democrat.

GABBY GIFFORDS' HUSBAND Mark Kelly buys an AR-15 'assault rifle'.

More here. What I find interesting about both reports is that Kelly saw a used one in the gun store, purchased it, did the background check, but still hasn't picked it up. Look, stores don't do the background checks until they have the cash in hand (even for an order), and if the AR-15 was in the store, he could have walked out with it. Why didn't he?

The most likely explanation is that the weapon wasn't in the store ... he ordered it.

OBAMANOMICS: "The fiscal beatings will continue and morale won’t improve unless and until you elect a Democratic Party majority to the House next year."

IF YOU THINK TOUGHER GUN LAWS are the answer ... you really are just some kind of stupid.

BILL O'REILLY: Oh, My God.

ALASKA SENATOR to Massachusetts Representative: Butt out.

MARK STEYN: "[T]he Samira Ibrahim story is a small reminder that Big Government is invariably stupid government."

OH, MY. "Tax cuts are spending.... We have to cut spending."

The woman is brain dead.

SO DUMB, so, so, so, so dumb. I'm running out of tar & feathers.

KEEP THE TOURS, curtail the traveling.

MORNING EXAMINER: Obama’s campaign for relevance. He's losing.

WHY 'SNOWQUESTER' FAILED: "Snowquester was the perfect name for Wednesday's snowstorm. Whoever coined the term must have known that 85 billion snowflakes would automatically be cut from the forecast."

From the firestarter edition of Saturday's Washington Post.

THE CONTRASTING FATES of Dow Jones and John & Jane Doe. Well, color me at least a teensy bit happy, since after being laid off, my fate rests pretty solidly with Mr. Jones.

NEW STUDY finds firearms laws do nothing to prevent homicides.

PHILADELPHIA CLOSES 10 PERCENT OF CITY SCHOOLS as students move toward charter schools. American Federation of Teachers (union) upset.

SEQUESTER to puncture area economy's government-dependent bubble? I for one wouldn't object if the Washington D.C. metro area became a lot little less pompous ... er, populous.

IN WASHINGTON STATE, a tax on breathing while bicycling. But breathing is not mandated....

ABOUT TIME: Maryland lawmaker introduces bill after pastry 'gun' suspension. Here's the good part: "the legislation includes counseling and disciplinary procedures for school administrators who violate the guidelines on school punishments."