VICE PRESIDENT JD Vance: 'Artificial intelligence is still very dumb'.

I would only add getting dumber every day.

NONE: What events will you be attending during 'No Kings' weekend?

I'll be too busy watching the grass grow....

MEDIA TO PENTAGON: We demand right to leak classified intel!

Pentagon to media: Pound sand.

DEMOCRATS storm closed abandoned building.

Performance art; it's what they do. It's all they can do....