NEVER MIND BUYING POPCORN FUTURES. "If Harris and Walz win, I’m going very long on lettuce futures, because there’s no way we can produce enough to supply the four years of word salads we’d be in for."

Lifted from PowerLine's occasional Loose Ends post.

KAMALA-APPROVED! Because it’s good to be in the nomenklatura.

FROM THE PARTY OF 'SCIENCE': Natural disasters are a product of racism and racist policies.

Linked from Instapundit here.

CDR SALAMANDER'S THEORY quoted in full:

What can help explain the apparent federal level indifference to the nightmare brought from Florida’s Big Bend up to Appalachia from hurricane Helene?

I have a theory, and it has to do with Idaho that I think @ComfortablySmug would appreciate.

Let me take you back to season 5, episode 1 of Veep.

I looked for a video of the scene, but can’t find it.

So, I’ll quote the script:

“- KENT: Also, ma’am, catastrophically mudslides in Idaho. The governor is requesting a federal state of emergency.

– MEYER: How much did we lose Idaho by?

– KENT: Shellacked. Uh, well over 212,000 votes.

– MEYER: Then I declare a state of go f^ck yourself. I’m not spending money to scrape mud off a bunch of dirt roads.”

Ahem.

What are the polling averages for the states most damaged by Helene?

-FL: Trump +5.0 (NYT average) -GA: Trump +1.0 (NYT average) -NC: Trump +0.1 (NYT average)

Trump is so far ahead in SC and TN that no one is bothering to take polls.

You would think GA & NC would cause concern, but perhaps their internal polls tell the Harris campaign they’re already lost.

IDK… but the snark from the left to those trying to recover from Helene, and knowing who is on the Harris campaign team ... the Veep explanation is as good as any other I have heard of.

I'm inclined to agree with the above. Ever since Trump's election in 2016 the Left has been increasingly open, hostile, and vindictive toward those unwilling to 'bend the knee' to their delusions of moral superiority.

TRULY: Doug Emhoff is less masculine than a Ken doll.

THE DAILY CHART: How to tell the Ivies are cheating.

Kind of obvious....

THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION: America sinks into the abyss.

Linked from here.

WHAT? YOU EXPECT ME TO WORK? Secretary of Commerce Gena Raimondo admits "I haven't been focused on that [the longshoreman's strike]."

PROGRESSIVISM: JD Vance mocks MSNBC anchor for fact-checking 'most obvious hyperbole' about his sons' eating habits.

Richly deserved.

DEMOCRATS ARE FINDING OUT THAT LAWFARE IS A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD: Republicans file numerous lawsuits before 2024 election.

DEI IS IN THE LEAD IN HURRICANE HELENE'S FEMA RESPONSE. Biden admin's FEMA 'equity' plan faces backlash amid historic hurricane damage.

SEE ALSO: Hurricane victims to get the Maui treatment from Biden-Harris administration.