AN ECONOMY HEADLINE to be proud of: Best. Economic. Contraction. Ever. Good article too.

RAMESH PONNURU: Just ignore Obama. Good advice, not just for the Republican party, but for states and individuals as well. Fight him if you must, block him where you can, and ignore him as much as possible. Don't give him any publicity.

MARCO RUBIO: no border enforcement, no amnesty, no path to citizenship. "[I]f there is not real language in this [immigration] bill that guarantees that nothing else will happen unless these [border] enforcement mechanisms are in place, I won’t support it."

FROM MY EMAIL: Welcome to the 21th century, where less is more.

Phones ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Tires ~ Tubeless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless
Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Women ~ Pantieless
Politicans ~ Gutless

Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are Endless. In fact I am Speechless.

PINHEAD BUREAUCRATS threaten family with possible prison sentence for rescuing a baby deer.

With every passing day, it's becoming more and more evident that subnormal intelligence is a requirement for becoming a goverment bureaucrat.

"SINCE FDR, the Democrat Party has governed over 12 presidential terms with seven presidents, who combined, accounted for 15 female nominees as compared to the GOP's nine terms, six presidents and 17 female nominees. It seems the "Party of Women" is actually the Republican Party, which doesn't fit the mold cast by Democrats of a party filled with pregnant, barefoot soccer-moms who forgot to pay for their birth control."

Poor Mitt Romney: "A list of the governor’s cabinet members over the entirety of his tenure shows 11 women and 16 men, for a percentage over his term of 40 percent."

JUST TRY TELLING HIM THAT: Obama is not king.

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY: Selective fire (i.e., fully automatic) AR-15 with 30-round magazine is "suitable for personal defense use in close quarters" (but only if you're a government employee).

UNLEASH DARWIN:

From my email.

THE 'NEW' AMNESTY PLAN: What could go wrong?

The Heritage Foundations has a better idea.

SEN. CHUCK SCHUMER asks gun retailers to suspend sales of assault weapons: "[I] if measures get passed that limit these type of weapons, it won’t help if more of them have recently been sold."

Uh, Chuckie, why do you think gun sales have gone through the roof? My dealer has told me that manufacturers are no longer even accepting orders because they can't begin to fill the ones they already have on backorder.

Congress is the best salesman the gun manufacturers have....

SMOKERS face huge ObamaCare surcharge. Let's see. Obama told us we must buy health insurance; Obama told us we can't be denied for pre-existing conditions; and Obama told us premiums wouldn't be risk-adjusted.

I guess I missed the "politically disfavored exception" to that no-risk-adjustment part.

"CENTRAL PLANNING FAILURES always lead to more central planning."