NO MORE TRAPS FOR NON-AVIATORS: Navy to buy V-22 Ospreys for carrier on-board delivery. At least I got mine back in 1970....

BEING AN IDIOT IS PROFITABLE; being an idiot's attorney is even more profitable.

THE DOUBLE STANDARD LAID BARE: they're not against targeting Muslims; they're against being targeted by Muslims.

Cowards.

DOES THE MEDIA CARE that the Democratic message on DHS funding fight makes no sense? No, because the Democrat's base has no sense.

THE CALIFORNIA DONNYBROOK: Start the popcorn machine. With butter. Lots of butter.

OBAMA'S EPA: "like issuing regulations forcing ice cream makers to spill less ice cream."

‘A PETULANT CHILD’: Former Secret Service Agent Blasts Obama For Blaming Service For Skipping Paris March.

80 PERCENT OF LIFE is just showing up - when and where you're needed.

NONHUMAN AUTONOMOUS SPACE AGENCY: the future doesn't just belong to humans.

OBAMA: Why should I go to Paris?

A SMILE FOR THE DAY:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.

From my email (naturally).

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