THE WORLD'S ON FIRE! Not.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Garland appoints Special Counsel to cover up Biden’s crimes.

The Babylon Bee is supposed be satire....

TRANSLATE THIS: How much longer can the Democrats and their media adjuncts continue to pretend that (p)Resident Joe Biden in operating on more than two one cylinders?

JUST SAY NO: Biden plans to ask Congress for funding to develop new COVID vaccine, may recommend shot for all.

And less than a year ago, Biden declared the COVID-19 pandemic 'is over' ... just before the 2022 midterms....

SAVE THEM FOR THE REST OF AMERICA: Just say no to fossil fuels (in California).

THE MOST SATISFYING THING YOU'LL SEE THIS MONTH: Rangers demolish loathsome climate activists' roadblock.

AND THEY'RE NOT LISTENING: Whitesplaining the 'Redskins' mascot controversy to Native Americans.

THESE ARE OUR INTELLECTUAL LEADERS? Neil DeGrasse Tyson's absurd rant on gender identity reveals the intellectual atrophy of academia.

Heaven help us....

MIND BLOWING INCOMPETENCE: Active duty US military [stationed on Oahu] still not asked to help.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Garland appoints Special Counsel to cover up Biden’s crimes.

The Babylon Bee is supposed be satire....

MORNING JOE: Another great reason to vote for Trump.

AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL is hyperventilating over a tropical storm that has yet to reach hurricane status. I wonder what they would have thought about these weather events.

THAT'S A QUESTION? Is Joe Biden the worst president in history?

HOW ELSE DO YOU KEEP 'EM ON THE PLANTATION? Black poverty skyrockets under Joe Biden's (p)Residency.

RANDOM THOUGHT: When will hurricanes be required to have 'gender-neutral' names?