THAT CAN'T BE, SAN FRANCISCO IS A SANCTUARY CITY: Violent crime up sharply in San Francisco BART stations.

CHANGE 'SLOW' TO 'NO' AND I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT: Slow learners on the Left.

DEMOCRATS WERE THE PARTY OF SEGREGATION YEARS AGO, and they still are today.

The more things seem to change, the more they remain the same.

THE DEMOCRATS' 2020 BUMPER STICKER:

VOTE DEMOCRAT: You too can be a victim

The first "See me; I'm a victim too" carnival starts tomorrow in Miami.

DEMOCRATS TO AMERICA'S VETERANS – You're too dumb to choose.

The lede could be changed to DEMOCRATS TO AMERICA and the article would still be accurate.

ESPECIALLY POPCORN.