RED STATE: California’s oil refining system has collapsed.

STICK A FORK IN TIM WALZ; he’s done.

"I won't never..." Does the double negative mean he will run or just indicate he's illiterate? I'll go with illiterate, but stupid works, too.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT because by any reasonable definition, it is one.

MINNESOTA: Land of 10,000 lakes frauds. And flakes. Don't forget flakes.

THE BASICS MATTER: Where in the world is … Greenland? Gaza? Ukraine? Iran?

I sincerely doubt that an average American could find even one on a map it asked.