JEFF JACOBY: Is this any way to help the poor? Of course not. But it is the way to control the poor....

HEH: "When you’re dumb, but smug, you make a lot of mistakes. And you don’t learn from them."

NOTHING TO SEE HERE (if you're a gun controller): Louisiana homeowner fatally shoots armed home intruder.

MORE PROOF that only twits tweet.

HOW REPUBLICANS can win the marriage debate: rename traditional marriage "parenting diversity."

HEH: "I think the IRS needs to fix its labeling machine: We’re the San Fernando Valley Patriots, not Occupy Oakland."