SQUAD MEMBER JASMINE CROCKETT SAYS U.S. needs illegal immigrants because 'we done picking cotton'.

She wouldn't know a cotton field if she walked through one.

MISSISSIPPI? Guess which states fare best and worst in education.

Phonics beats 'wokeness' every time....

HEINLEIN'S 'CRAZY YEARS' WAS PRESCIENT: There appears to be a naked woman epidemic engulfing air travel.

All he missed was air travel.

A PRO-TRUMP BOAT completely ruined the DC Cherry Blossom Race for hundreds of miserable liberals.

I'm sorry we missed it. When we lived in the D.C. area, we went to see the cherry blossoms nearly every year -- but that was BT (Before Trump).

Keep on mocking them.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE CHEESE: The party of gender-confused surrender monkeys.

PROFESSOR SAYS it's incredible that Trump thinks people want to work in factories.

This is rich, for someone who has worked in idiot factories for 25 years.