NEW JERSEY GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE: “We have a spending and size of government problem, and we need to start saying ‘No’.”

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, the story was accurate.

Those layers of editors and fact-checkers must have taken the day off.

WHY CONSTELLATION WAS CANCELLED.

"Mr. President, even if the public would stand for signing LeBron to improve the quality of the presidential pickup game, where are we gonna find the money?"

"Didn't I just cancel the man-back-to-the-moon program?"

Link to comic strip is here.

THE FIRST FREE PEOPLE IN HISTORY to eagerly build their own prison.

PROTECTING YOUR RIGHT TO BE STUPID. Oregon police officer asked to leave vegan coffee shop.

Sometimes I wonder why we bother to protect these twits.

YOU MUST BE KIDDING: Public college in California creating scholarship specifically for illegal immigrants.

At least they'll be easier to find....

CLASSY LADY: White House press corps’ Helen Thomas tells Jews to leave Israel and "go home to Poland and Germany."