BAIL-OUT POLITICS is still with us.

BEHOLD THE BROKEN MORAL VALUE SYSTEM of the Occupy crowd.

Well, they got half their wish: a thousand lazy bums living off my tax dollars.

WHEN 'JUSTICE' TRUMPS ACCURACY, journalism loses. More than journalism. The American people lose.

THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE and pothole detection agency. Still, it's an interesting idea.

WELL, WE ELECTED AN UNQUALIFIED PRESIDENT: Unqualified nominees get their jobs --- thanks to Harry Reid.

An unqualified Senator....

I HOPE HE HAS TENURE: Oberlin College prof won’t delay exams for students ‘traumatized’ by Brown and Garner stories. His answer is a marvel of brevity.

NEVER HAPPEN: Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe wants to bring back handgun restrictions. He's simply trying to pay off his big-ticket financial contributers.

YOUR COAL-POWERED CAR may not be so green after all.

ANTI-POLICE PROTESTERS HAVE FOUND THEIR ENEMY, and they are us.

Even when protesters aren’t burning out buildings (as they did repeatedly in Ferguson), even when they haven’t broken windows (as they have in Oakland and Berkeley), they have closed down intersections and bridges. In other words, even when they have been “peaceful,” the protests have involved coercion and illegal acts.

Given the events of the past two weeks, you could be forgiven for thinking that the reason President Barack Obama says there is an infrastructure crisis in this country is that there aren’t enough bridges and tunnels for anti-police protesters to block.

Apologies to Pogo for the lede.

ARE 'FEELIES' coming to a movie theater near you? Maybe sooner than you think....

AND YOU WONDER WHY the Democrats lost the South? Wonder no more.

FEDERAL JUDGE: Obama’s executive amnesty is unconstitutional.

If politics were baseball, Obama would have struck out again. It's a pity 'innings' last 4 years no matter how many times he strikes out.

SHOULD DOGS [AND CATS] BE CITIZENS? It’s not as crazy as you think. Oh, yes it is.

My cats, for one, would be offended to have their status lowered to mere citizenship. They would secede from the union if not allowed to own slaves....

EMOTIONAL TRAUMA takes a hit: "Special, delicate snowflake wants you to stop laughing at him."

I wonder if he realizes that it will be difficult to pay off his student loans when no law firm will hire him....

MARK STEYN: explains political correctness.

Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is to co-operate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.

Advancing the narrative is akin to "setting fire to truth, and justice, and civilization."

ELIZABETH WARREN: Our first Native American president?

SARAH PALIN hunts feral hogs. World ends for Bambi lovers.

As a former Texan, I can attest that Jazz Shaw is exactly right. Feral pigs are large, aggressive, and downright mean. They're also not easy to kill.

350 LB WOMAN: I'm obese because I don't get enough taxpayer money. Look at the contents of her pantry.

BOZO FOOD: the bulletproof coffee diet. Well, it might explain why the New York Times lacks the basic competence to put out a newspaper.

CROOKS VS. LOONS: The Democrats' post-Obama 'Family Feud'.